Finals Humor

Even seminary professors have a sense of humor. This was the final page of my review sheet for Genesis-Joshua. Got a good giggle out of me.

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If you feel overwhelmed by this review sheet, consider the possible alternative questions that have been used in previous final exams:

· Take the measurements of the Ark of Noah and build a miniature at 1/100 scale. Be sure to include the “souls” within the Ark.

· Find a nonbeliever and save him/her.

· As an application of Genesis 1, create life. You are free to choose the “kind” of life to create.

· Memorize the Book of Deuteronomy. Recite it to your proctor and have them sign in the space provided: _______________________________________(proctor signature).

· Solve the conundrum of the Divine Name YHWH. Leave no questions unanswered.

· Reenact the Day of Atonement. Be sure to follow the details of the garments of the High Priest. You need not to offer an actual sacrifice.

· Like Joshua 10:13, stop the sun. Once you do so, you are free to have the resulting time extension until the sun continues in its rotation.

· Predict the second coming of Christ. Prooftext your answer by using the Book of Genesis only.